Show HN: Thoreau BASIC – What if BASIC hadn't gone out of fashion?

Written and edited by the WorldPing NewsdeskPublished Updated Original reporting: Hacker News

What happened

Thoreau BASIC started as a joke.

I wanted a BASIC where I could type something ridiculous like: DIM A%(12000000000) …and have it actually work.

Then I kept adding things.

Key facts

  • I wanted a BASIC where I could type something ridiculous like: DIM A%(12000000000) …and have it actually work.
  • Reported by Hacker News and published Sat, 03 Oct 2026 07:28:54 UTC.

Why it matters

Platform, chip and AI decisions set the terms other companies have to build on, so a single announcement here tends to ripple through products, supply chains and regulation.

What to watch next

  • Availability, pricing and rollout regions
  • Independent testing or verification of the claims made
  • Responses from regulators and competing platforms

Sources

The original report was published by Hacker News. WorldPing does not claim that reporting — this page summarises and contextualises it.

Read the full report at Hacker News