Adopt This Data Center Plushie and Hear Its Piercing Scream

Written and edited by the WorldPing NewsdeskPublished Fri, 18 Sep 2026 13:30:00 UTCUpdated Fri, 18 Sep 2026 13:30:00 UTCOriginal reporting: WIRED

What happened

The satirical collaboration between a creative studio and the music producer behind Big Data, “Bezzy” is a cute little doll that spews the sounds of real data centers.

Key facts

Reported by WIRED and published Fri, 18 Sep 2026 13:30:00 UTC.

Why it matters

Platform, chip and AI decisions set the terms other companies have to build on, so a single announcement here tends to ripple through products, supply chains and regulation.

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